Hello, and welcome to the latest update on Kassi’s current
health condition: MONO BABY! Today we’ll be discussing the how, what, and why
of this perfectly-timed onset of a virus aimed at disrupting schedules and
lives everywhere. In a poem, or a song
if you’re so inclined to sing it. (Warning:
some whining may be included in the publishing of this blog.)
By the way, latest pet peeve: my dinosaur computer (Dell
Inspiron 1521 model, for the techy-friends) has no knowledge of what it means
to CONNECT TO THE WI-FI at this fine coffee shop establishment I made a special
trip to visit today… hence why I’m writing a blog instead of doing my
statistics homework. Argh!
If I had a motto word for today, it would be ANGSTY.
Here it goes:
On a rainy day, just like today
I wandered up the brick-layed
Mall
Headed to the infamous
Student Health- the bane of all.
Armed with homework, books and
lists
I wandered in, aware
Once I set foot, I wouldn’t be
free
For hours- but my time, sure, I’ll
share.
There I sat, pricked and prodded
Awaiting the results
Thinking, “No big deal! Just an
infection…
“Or a cold, some health
protection.”
And yet, to no avail.
Handed a pamphlet and sent on my
way,
I called my mom to say,
“Your eldest daughter is
contaminated
Sentenced to a diet of soup and
vegetation…
Lame movies, sleep and liquids
are recommended.”
The what is easily explained:
Mono, ‘the kissing disease’, is a
throat inflamed
Fevers, body aches and intense
fatigue
Exhaustion that’d put anyone out
of their league.
And the how? Well, not so easy
You see, this little lady has
been anything but ‘sleazy’
No boyfriends, no kissin’ for
quite awhile
But I am guilty for swapping a
taste for a smile,
So ‘share-rs’ beware, listen to
this mono scare
Having this virus just ain’t
fair.
Why? Oh why, oh why, oh why
What I’ve concluded is that this
is a test
Of my ability, my time management
and patience to rest
A season to lay low, sleep and
study
Occasionally whine, and go see a
buddy.
But more than that, I feel this
could be
A passing onset of what could NOT
be
For our health is our lifeblood,
powers our energy
And for me, I know, I’m not
joining the clergy,
No… I NEED MOVEMENT! BUSY-NESS!
TIME! ELATION!
I desire enjoyment to the fullest
of this fine creation!
Nothing will slow me down, not
mono or illness
I refuse to be delayed on this interesting
path of success.
So, there’s my story, finely put
Angsty I write this, but by golly
I’ll put my mouth over my foot
And likely do the things I
shouldn’t
In the condition of a sickly student…
I have things to do, and my time
is prudent!